
COACH MELISSA!
Train with the Best
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MICHAEL PHELPS
Assistant to coach Melissa
Okay, the Phelpster doesn't actually work here... BUT, we did watch him compete against that shark on the opening day of Shark Week (which was great by the way), and we will be implementing some of his techniques that we saw on display which propelled him to a well earned 2nd place showing against that Great White! I mean... duh!
MELISSA MONTGOMERY
SWIM TEAM COACH
This was coach Melissa (middle) back when she first started conquering the swimming world! Yep, she's been doing this at the highest level for a LONG time now. And she's like a hundred now, so just think of all that swimming wisdom and knowledge! Okay, not really a hundred, more like 30 something... but they were DENSE swimming years, so it's like a hundred years of knowledge pretty much. In closing... she's rad. Very. And, the 'Cuda's success proves it!
ENCHILADA
Undefeated Resident Bull
So far this summer, Enchilada has taken the pride and dignity from all comers from the Cypress Texas area. But... the summer's not over yet! Yep... there's still time. After all, 8 seconds... it's just a few blinks... and bucks!