Ask and You Shall Receive

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

DOES MY CHILD NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM TO JOIN THE SWIM TEAM?

No. We've had children that couldn't swim 10 feet on the first practice win gold medals at the invitationals at the end of the season. Just show up... we'll take it from there!

DO I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PLAYGROUND AND THE KITCHEN AND THE BBQ AND THE SWIMMING POOL FOR THE SAME MEMBERSHIP PRICE?

Yes. If you see it... it's for our member's use!

CAN I RENT OUT THE POOL FOR A PARTY?

Only if we're invited... just kidding! Yes, the entire facility is a regular stop for birthday parties, holiday parties... heck, just PARTIES! Call us to reserve your spot.

WHY HASN'T ENCHILADA BEEN DEFEATED YET?

Have you met Enchilada?

WHAT ARE YOUR 1-ON-1 PRIVATE SWIMMING LESSONS LIKE?

They are basically five parts. The first four are fun, in varying degrees. And the final is a dense, accelerated path to comprehensive water DOMINATION!

IS EVERY EVEN NUMBER GREATER THAN TWO THE SUM OF TWO PRIMES?

... duh.

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